I hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited. Kind of an awkward press conference for my parents. Officer, do you have any leads? Well, based on Mr. Finnegan's computer entries, we think he was abducted by Sorority Sluts. Votes: 6
I can't say I was a very successful sorority girl. Votes: 4
Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it? Votes: 4
I have been a ballerina, a cheerleader and a sorority girl. I was the girliest girl alive. Votes: 4
It's just blind luck when a woman is born into a wealthy family and attends the best colleges and joins top sororities. Votes: 4
It's definitely like being in some weird sorority. I'm friends with a lot of actresses, but my 'SNL' friends are my closest. Votes: 4
I always thought that sororities were just made up of cheerleaders from high school. And I kind of picked on those cheerleaders! Votes: 4
I am the president of the sorority and I'm sure there are plenty of people I've pissed off enough to go on a killing spree. Votes: 4
Anyway, I was the one in real danger. I got cornered by a pack of wild sorority girls in the food court. Apparently it's mating season. Votes: 4
I would have much rather been in the jalopy with the kids, going to Hunt's for hamburgers. But, when I entered high school, all my friends got into sororities and fraternities and I didn't. Votes: 4
Being Jewish, you didn't get into a sorority. So I really was much more outgoing and gregarious. I really didn't want to spend an Emily Dickinson adolescence reading poetry on gravestones, which I did. Votes: 4
I think that when people join clubs as simple as a sorority or a fraternity, a football team, a baseball team, it's just - you want to be in a group. You want to be around people, you want to be with people. Votes: 4
Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome. Votes: 4
It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. Votes: 4
I used to run away to New York from Baltimore all the time.I would get on the Greyhound bus and tell my parents I was going to some sorority weekend. I'd even make up fake permission slips, come to New York and just ask people on the street if I could stay with them and go see midnight movies. Votes: 4
I did most of my volunteer work when I was in college because I knew of more ways to get involved. In high school, we'd do things like, there was a homeless shelter near our hometown and our church group decorated one of the rooms. In college, I was in a sorority, and we did a lot of things, like pick up trash on the highway. Votes: 4
Beauty pageants, you're only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties. Votes: 3
Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa. Votes: 0
Playing along with Guyland may be the only way an individual woman might believe she has a chance at a social life or a relationship. Sometimes it gets pretty crazy, like a sorority requiring that all the pledges sleep with the members of the "brother" fraternity.