In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you! Votes: 6
Yakov SmirnoffIn America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job! Votes: 6
Yakov SmirnoffGreat Britain provided time; the United States provided money and Soviet Russia provided blood. Votes: 6
Joseph StalinIn America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! Votes: 6
Yakov SmirnoffIn Soviet-Russia the Jew is forging the tool with which he wants to enslave Europe. Votes: 4
Julius StreicherI've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations. Votes: 2
Matt Stone