I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. Votes: 2
Gilbert GottfriedConstant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. Votes: 2
Dag HammarskjoldOn Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. Votes: 2
Christiaan BarnardDura est manus cirurgi, sed sanans. The hand of the surgeon is hard, but healing. Votes: 0
Walter MapYou'll feel a tingling in your chest," says a surgeon. "It's nothing to worry about. Votes: 0
Neal ShustermanIf surgeons don't get surgeon's block, then why are you allowed to get writer's block? Votes: 0
Cory DoctorowI do know that detachment is important. A surgeon can't be weeping into the open wound. Votes: 0
Randa HainesA rich man's faults are covered with money, but a surgeon's faults are covered with earth. Votes: 0
Abraham VergheseSome wounds grow worse beneath the surgeon's hand; Better that they were not touched at all. Votes: 0
OvidOne thing to remember on the Eiger, never look up, or you may need a plastic surgeon. Votes: 0
Don WhillansThe surgeon knows all the parts of the brain but he does not know his patient's dreams. Votes: 0
Richard SelzerEvery surgeon carries within himself a small cemetery, where from time to time he goes to pray. Votes: 0
Rene LericheYou don't... get it, boy... This isn't a mudhole... it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon. Votes: 0
Frank MillerThe plastic surgeon's knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyI am indeed, sir, a surgeon to old shoes; when they are in great danger I recover them. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareI can 100 percent tell you that I have not gone under the surgeon's knife or had a facelift. Votes: 0
Shane WarneIf the poet would avoid pepsis in his patients, his scalpel must be as clean as the surgeon's. Votes: 0
Austin O'MalleyMy dad was a doctor and surgeon. He was the fifth generation of his family to become a doctor. Votes: 0
Ken KerchevalA well-off plastic surgeon can suffer just as much as an Irish lad who has been abused or whatever. Votes: 0
William NicholsonA woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. Votes: 0
Joan Rivers