I'm doing 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter' with Katie Finneran and Jaime Pressly. Votes: 6
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. Votes: 4
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half - especially if he has a teenage daughter. Votes: 4
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts Votes: 4
Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. Votes: 4
I have 5 teenage daughters, and I learned the hard way - it's difficult to talk to any person under the age of 25 without the presence of a cell phone. Votes: 4
Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't her mother wear something like that ?' Votes: 4
Having a [teenage] daughter is like riding a young horse over an unknown steeplechase course. You don't know when to pull up the reins, when to let the horse have its head - or what. Votes: 4
It wouldn't be bad to have the Secret Service keeping an eye on my teenage daughter. I personally am not troubled by the fact that there would be a couple of big guys with earpieces beside her, just in case. Votes: 4
As a teenage daughter hears her sweet mother plead unto the Lord that her daughter will be inspired in the selection of her companions, that she will prepare herself for a temple marriage, don't you believe that such a daughter will seek to honor this humble, pleading petition of her mother, whom she so dearly loves? Votes: 4
To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter. Votes: 4 Euripides
My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be. Everybody has their own path. It's laid out for you. It's just up to you to walk it. Votes: 6 Justin Timberlake