It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. Votes: 6
George LindseyFrance is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper. Votes: 6
Billy WilderYou might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. Votes: 4
Dane CookI propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Votes: 4
Sheryl CrowFrance is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper. Votes: 2
Billy WilderI can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience. Votes: 2
Evan OsnosI'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't....up to scratch Votes: 0
Andrea K. HöstThe burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one. Votes: 0
Barbara PymBoxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzMost of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. Votes: 0
Rex ReedIf we all had what we wanted to eat... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. Votes: 0
Jim ThompsonAs with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to. Votes: 0
Haruki MurakamiMaybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. Votes: 0
Jen Lancaster