The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. Votes: 6
Navjot Singh SidhuStep outside the guidelines of the official umpires and make your own rules and your own reality. Votes: 6
Phil OchsI made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules. Votes: 6
Leo DurocherThe best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it. Votes: 4
Bill KlemUmpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is. Votes: 4
Ron LucianoI didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. Votes: 4
Babe RuthUmpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing Votes: 3
Dmitry TursunovEarl gave me his version of what happened and asked me not to suspend the umpires. Votes: 0
Lee MacPhailThe one thing that all umpires have is pride, and if you don't have pride, you lose that edge. Votes: 0
Doug HarveyWhen I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn't know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I made a bad call, and this dad snapped on me. Then he dumped his trash from his cooler, and I had to kick him out of the stands. Votes: 1 Adam DeVine