My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Votes: 4
Rodney DangerfieldWhen Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy. Votes: 4
Sammy Davis, Jr.My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Votes: 4
Margaret SmithThe offers I get are for grandfathers, uncles - and they often die very quickly in the script. Votes: 4
Max von SydowThe press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things. Votes: 4
G. Gordon LiddyIt's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can. Votes: 4
R. Lee ErmeyI had a wonderful family including my aunts, uncles and cousins but they've all gone to heaven. Votes: 3
Doris DayI grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them. Votes: 3
Dolly PartonMy whole family is very artistic - my uncles are all actors and theatre directors. Votes: 0
Morena BaccarinThe kind uncles and aunts of the race are more esteemed than its true spiritual fathers and mothers. Votes: 0
Henry David ThoreauMy father and all my uncles on both sides served in the military in World War II and Korea. Votes: 0
Darrell IssaIt's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like. Votes: 0
James PattersonI had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got spoiled to death. Votes: 4 Rex Smith
It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high. Votes: 1 Steven Seagal
I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. Votes: 1 Liam Hemsworth
If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam. Votes: 1 Paul Broun
My great-great-great uncle - or maybe it's only two 'greats' - crossbred the first Aberdeen Angus. Votes: 1 Joanna Lumley
We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can't remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn't include books. Votes: 1 Alexandra Adornetto