A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally. Votes: 6
Peter UstinovI asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' Votes: 6
Phyllis DillerThe British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. Votes: 4
Robert MorleyThe best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. Votes: 4
Nubar GulbenkianWhen those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Votes: 4
Andy RooneyI was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. Votes: 2
Nick FrostInsanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant. Votes: 0
Arundhati RoyHold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers Votes: 0
Stephen FryI would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year. Votes: 0
Tom DouglasI was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that. Votes: 0
Judge ReinholdI wanna try being a waiter at restaurant or work to introduce Korea to other people! Votes: 0
SeungriWe made love in the restaurant booth. It was romantic until our waiter knocked on our windshield. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzRobert Whitmore died of apoplexy when a stranger from Georgia mistook him for a former Macon waiter. Votes: 0
Frank Marshall DavisWhen I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." Votes: 0
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