The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. Votes: 2
Robert MorleyWhy can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants? Votes: 2
Peter BrimelowLos Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors. Votes: 2
Patrick DuffyWhen those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Votes: 2
Andy RooneyWe must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. Votes: 0
Eddie IzzardAll I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. Votes: 0
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