Warming up for the Brewers is that lefthander they got from the Mets, Bill Pulitzer. Votes: 3
Mike ShannonHave you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry? Votes: 3
Dana GouldAll my ego wants is to be sitting by a lake in Italy. It doesn't want to be backstage, warming up. Votes: 2
Chet FakerSome memories are unforgettable, remaining ever vivid and heart-warming! Votes: 0
Joseph B. WirthlinGlobal warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends, Votes: 0
Pat SajakNEW HAIKUOne breathy vowelmists the glass warming windowpanes crystalled with snowRobin Glasser Votes: 0
Robin GlasserI used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming! Votes: 0
Dusty SpringfieldPoor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented. Votes: 0
Jon Stewart"not a scientific body capable of accurately assessing the facts about global warming". Votes: 0
Vaclav KlausYou know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. Votes: 0
Craig FergusonJust because you see an iceberg does not mean that there isn't global warming. Votes: 0
John HodgmanFor everybody who thinks it's warming, I can find somebody who thinks it isn't. Votes: 0
Mitch McConnellMuch of the debate over global warming is predicated on fear, rather than science. Votes: 0
James InhofeThe evidence for man-made global warming is as final as the evidence of Auschwitz. Votes: 0
Nick CohenDue to global warming, the coming winters in the local regions will become milder. Votes: 0
Stefan RahmstorfGlobal warming causing climate change may be the ultimate issue that unites us all. Votes: 0
Louise Burfitt-DonsPacific Islands are among those that contribute least to global warming, yet suffer most. Votes: 0
Ban Ki-moonThey say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. Votes: 0
Jay LenoLet's just say that global warming deniers are now on a par with Holocaust deniers. Votes: 0
Ellen GoodmanThere is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number. Votes: 0
Jerry ColemanI believed in global warming after Al Gore's movie made money; the market had spoken. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertThe radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt Votes: 0
Dennis MillerCanada, more than any nation, will be affected by rising sea levels from global warming. Votes: 0
David SuzukiThe radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. Votes: 0
Dennis MillerGlobal warming is the most prominent form of mass hysteria raging across the world today. Votes: 0
Doug CaseyThe single greatest problem the world has is nuclear armament, nuclear weapons, not global warming. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpGlobal warming, like Marxism, is a political theory of actions, demanding compliance with its rules. Votes: 0
Paul JohnsonI don't think there is any global warming. I don't see the statistical data for that. Votes: 0
Vaclav KlausWhat is concisely referred to as global warming, is a fatal mistake of the present time. Votes: 0
Vaclav KlausI don't think we have conclusive proof that humans are at the center of [global warming] Votes: 0
Newt GingrichHere's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once. Votes: 0
Jon StewartTo be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy. Votes: 0
Jon Huntsman, Jr.So it's mainly a question of helping the Third World overcome the effects of global warming. Votes: 0
Bjorn LomborgThere is much debate in the scientific community as to the precise sources of global warming. Votes: 0
Pat ToomeySome people call it global warming; some people call it climate change. What is the difference? Votes: 0
Frank LuntzThe new fad thing that's going through America and around the world. It's called global warming. Votes: 0
Steve StockmanLet the historic dissection begin. Man-made global warming is a dying market and a zombie science. Votes: 0
Joanne NovaIs global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot. Votes: 0
Dennis MillerI found the source of global warming is coming from the hot air coming out of Washington. Votes: 0
Matt SalmonWe want our children to live in a world without the destructive power of a warming planet. Votes: 0
Barack ObamaThe right response to the non-problem of global warming is to have the courage to do nothing. Votes: 0
Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of BrenchleyWhile I think the earth is warming, I don't think that man-made causes are the primary factor. Votes: 0
Ken BuckIt would be incorrect to claim that our paper was an endorsement of CO2-induced global warming. Votes: 0
Craig D. IdsoI hope to contribute to a global warming of hearts and a climate change in human consciousness. Votes: 0
Q'orianka KilcherOur situation, with global warming and air quality and all of that, has gotten to be catastrophic. Votes: 0
Morgan FreemanChristians and Muslims can still get along. On issues such as global warming and helping the poor. Votes: 0
Bob AbernethyUnfortunately the global warming hysteria, as I see it, is driven by politics more than by science. Votes: 0
Freeman DysonAlong with issues like global warming, I think a problem with the world today is population decline. Votes: 0
Talulah RileyThe G-8 has clearly rejected the failed U.S. policy of voluntary programs to address global warming. Votes: 0
David HawkinsThere is no doubt that parts of the world are getting warmer, but the warming is not global. Votes: 0
Freeman DysonThe only reason runaway global warming seems unstoppable is that we have not yet tried to stop it. Votes: 0
Gregg EasterbrookEven if we were to stop putting out greenhouse gases right now, we'd still face decades of warming. Votes: 0
Jamais CascioGlobal warming could be solved by shifting three to four per cent of global GDP to pay for it. Votes: 0
Ken LivingstoneWhat I think is this: Man is responsible for a PART of global warming. MOST of it is still natural. Votes: 0
George KuklaI starved and slept on park benches. I wrapped myself in the pages of my manuscript to keep warm. For two and a half years I took odd jobs; nothing was going to deter me. Votes: 1 Gary Jennings
There is an overabundance of rational reasons to say no to factory-farmed meat: It is the No. 1 cause of global warming, it systematically forces tens of billions of animals to suffer in ways that would be illegal if they were dogs, it is a decisive factor in the development of swine and avian flus, and so on. Votes: 4 Jonathan Safran Foer
There has been evidence throughout history of cycles when the earth gets warmer and cycles when the earth gets colder. We should always be wise stewards of the earth and all of our natural resources. But as a policymaker, I won't be guided by the global warming propaganda machine. Al Gore - we need you to return your Nobel Peace Prize! Votes: 1 Raul Labrador
I think we should all be more concerned about the environment and the effects of global warming. It will be pointless to talk about all the issues that divide us when it's 300 degrees outside. Votes: 4 Don Cheadle
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life. Votes: 4 Al Franken
I'm heartened by the growing awareness of global warming among important communities and organizations in our nation. Votes: 1 Jim Clyburn
I believe global warming and climate change are real threats to our planet. Votes: 2 Andrew Cuomo
It is tempting to ascribe Katrina, Rita and now Wilma to global warming effects, but I am not sure that would pass statistical muster. Votes: 3 Kerry Emanuel
The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. It's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax. Votes: 3 Michele Bachmann
Nobody needs a smile so much as the one who has none to give. So get used to smiling heart-warming smiles, and you will spread sunshine in a sometimes dreary world. Votes: 3 Lawrence G. Lovasik
A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless. Votes: 1 May Sarton
I don't think global warming is to do with us, I think it's a natural circle. I don't think a few Ferraris make that much difference. Votes: 1 David Bailey