If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. Votes: 0
George GobelI don't think you can read poetry while you're watching television very well. Votes: 0
Edward HirschMore people are watching college football on Snapchat than they are on television. Votes: 0
Evan SpiegelDisparagement of television is second only to watching television as an American pastime. Votes: 0
George WillMy mother was watching on television and she doesn't want me to hurt anyone. Votes: 0
George ForemanI find myself watching cable and television much more than going to the movies. Votes: 0
Lauren Shuler DonnerThe mood state Americans are in, on average, when watching television is mildly depressed. Votes: 0
Mihaly CsikszentmihalyiActually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukOnce you start watching a television show that you love you can't stop watching it. Votes: 0
LudacrisAnyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Votes: 0
Andy RooneyYou know you're out of shape when you have a heart attack when you're watching television. Votes: 0
Robert SchimmelIf you really think about it, when watching television, you have product placement all the time. Votes: 0
Jay ChiatEveryone else is either asleep or having sex. I've been watching cable television and eating jello. Votes: 0
Stephen ChboskyI don't do a television show for awards. You make it so people will enjoy watching it. Votes: 0
Sarah Michelle GellarI stared at the television in shock, watching as my private life was revealed to the world. Votes: 0
Donna RiceI stared at the television in shock, watching as my private life was revealed to the world. Votes: 0
Donna Rice HughesPeople who don't have gender dysphoria aren't going to catch it by watching me dance on television. Votes: 0
Chaz BonoWe owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. Votes: 0
Milton Berle