Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. Votes: 6
Compton MackenzieThere are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky Votes: 4
R. H. Bruce LockhartThere is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. Votes: 4
Raymond ChandlerGiving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. Votes: 4
P. J. O'RourkeAlways carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. Votes: 4
W. C. FieldsHappiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. Votes: 4
Johnny CarsonWhiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues. Votes: 3
Mark TwainRaise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. Votes: 3
Toby KeithWhiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. Votes: 3
Haruki MurakamiWhiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets. Votes: 3
Logan Pearsall SmithLogic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. Votes: 0
Lord DunsanyWhich would you part with first -- your tobacco, your whiskey, or your religion? Votes: 0
Brigham YoungI must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.) Votes: 0
Westbrook PeglerShania Twain ... has done more for country and western than heartbreak and whiskey combined. Votes: 0
Rex MurphyWe come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinHey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! Votes: 0
Sara GruenTrusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory. Votes: 0
Doug CaseyWild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life! Votes: 0
Herb KelleherThe true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey! Votes: 0
Mark TwainAshes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must. Votes: 0
Carl SandburgI know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. Votes: 0
H. L. MenckenEvery article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title. Votes: 0
Layne StaleyA woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore. Votes: 0
Travis TrittWhen I was a young reporter, the great vice among journalists was whiskey. Today, it's cynicism. Votes: 0
Paul SimonCome on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be. Votes: 0
Johnny CashI've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away. Votes: 0
Garth BrooksKeep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. Votes: 0
Sam SneadJazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine. Votes: 0
Artie ShawSpirit of a dancer ages like whiskey for it experiences in each dancing act lifetimes of freedom. Votes: 0
Shah Asad RizviThere ain't no justice, laws of nature rule this land. Better hide your horses, bury your whiskey. Votes: 0
Toby KeithThe true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey! Votes: 0
Mark Twain[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine. Votes: 0
Scott EastwoodMy God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey. Votes: 0
Igor StravinskyBernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious. Votes: 0
Daisy AshfordWe make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do. Votes: 0
Hank Williams, Jr.I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air. Votes: 0
Randy NewmanYa think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff! Votes: 0
Steven TylerI usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have. Votes: 0
Rebecca WardSometimes the Bible in the hands of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another. Votes: 0
Harper LeeA Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do. Votes: 3 John R. Rice