I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of. Votes: 4
Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.' Votes: 4
There are times when I feel like I'm a traveling minister. I'm trying to go out and get kids to pick-up yard sale instruments and change the world. Votes: 4
Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. Votes: 4
As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. "That's a rocket launcher!" "Yep," Lula said. "It's a big boy. I got it at a yard sale in the projects. Votes: 4
If life is a blank canvas and all people are artists, the big challenge we all face may be expressed this way: Will we ultimately produce something approaching a masterpiece, an acceptable but not particularly memorable work of art, or a creation that wouldn't even be purchased at a yard sale? Votes: 4
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. Votes: 0
A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays is like a 'kick me' sign. You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller. Votes: 0
I have an antique console stand-up radio that I bought in a yard sale, that I've always half-believed has magical properties. It's in my office, and it has watched over each of the fifteen books I've written. It also helped me find my wife.
My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale. Votes: 3 Rita Rudner
Todo sale del gran libro de la naturaleza Votes: 3 Antoni GaudÃ
My uncle and my grandfather both worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Votes: 3 Dave Van Ronk