You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Votes: 0
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