My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. Votes: 5
Rodney DangerfieldPray to your God, open your heart. Whatever you do, don't be afraid of the dark. Votes: 4
Jared LetoI fear oblivion. I fear it like the proverbial blind man who's afraid of the dark. Votes: 3
John GreenWho is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? Votes: 3
Maurice FreehillI believe that men are generally still a little afraid of the dark, though the witches are all hung. Votes: 3
Henry David ThoreauWith a tone so rich, I would never be afraid of the dark. Steinway is the only and the best! Votes: 3
Harry Connick, Jr.You musn't be afraid of the dark.' "I'm not,' said Shadow. "I'm afraid of the people in the dark. Votes: 3
Neil GaimanI used to be afraid of the dark until I learned that I am light and the dark is afraid of me. Votes: 3
D.R. SilvaI'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery. Votes: 2
Aldous HuxleyThe baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light. Votes: 0
Shel SilversteinOnce there was a man who was afraid of his shadow. Then he met it. Now he glows in the dark. Votes: 0
Ben Loory