You can't accuse the creator of The Boondocks, ... Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11. Votes: 11
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there's a difference in the people, and I had health care. Votes: 9
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy. Votes: 8
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation. Votes: 8
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. Votes: 6
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism. Votes: 6
Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back. Votes: 5
I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that. Votes: 4
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story. Votes: 4
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late. Votes: 4
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that. Votes: 4
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure. Votes: 4
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. Votes: 3
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny. Votes: 3
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are. Votes: 2
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise. Votes: 2
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses. Votes: 2
And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it. Votes: 1
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes. Votes: 0
Good satire goes beyond the specific point itâs trying to make and teaches you how to think critically. Even after your favorite cartoonist retires or [Stephen] Colbert wraps it up, youâre not left believing everything theyâre telling you. Votes: 0