One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school
The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?
My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.