Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. Votes: 5
I'm a nut, but not just a nut. Votes: 0
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. Votes: 0
You work, you get paid, you drink. Votes: 0
Be available for life to happen. Votes: 0
Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human. Votes: 0
I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me. Votes: 0
I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous. Votes: 0
All parties are good. Votes: 0
I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,' Votes: 0
Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. Votes: 0
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. Votes: 0
You cannot pray them out of hell. Votes: 0
I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me! Votes: 0
Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business. Votes: 0
The critics. When they're right, they're right for the wrong reasons. And they're usually wrong. Votes: 0
I act like a jerk sometimes. Votes: 0