A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. Votes: 11
I've crashed my car three times. Votes: 4
Only the good die young. Votes: 0
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. Votes: 0
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary. Votes: 0
Someday we'll all be gone, but lullabies go on and on / They never die, that's how you and I will be Votes: 0
I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale, but here you are with your faith and your Peter Pan advice. Votes: 0
We would all go down... together... Votes: 0
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld. Votes: 0
I watched the mighty skyline fall Votes: 0
I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes? Votes: 0
Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true. When will you realize... Vienna waits for you. Votes: 0
I don't know why I go to extremes. Votes: 0
I'm in a New York state of mind Votes: 0
Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood. Votes: 0
Give a moment or two to the angry young man with his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand. Votes: 0
You look so polished from your hair down to your toes, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose. Votes: 0
Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money. Votes: 0
All she wanted was sax. Votes: 0
Why should I worry, why should I care? And even when I cross that line, I got street savoire faire. Votes: 0
I've lived long enough to have learned, the closer you get to the fire, the more you get burned. Votes: 0
I'm single but interviewing. Votes: 0
Drank a lot of take home pay. Votes: 0
Some love is just a lie of the heart, the cold remains of what began with a passionate heart. Votes: 0
If you could only hear what I dream. Votes: 0
You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait. Votes: 0
She's got a smile that heals me. Votes: 0
Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged. Votes: 0
It feels great to have a #1 album. Votes: 0
My songs are like my kids. Votes: 0