I would wrestle Hulk Hogan when I'm 50 years old. Votes: 4
As President, I will institute a procedure in which all convicted criminals will have this brass ring will be surgically implanted into their foreheads-Americans have a right to know who they can trust. I don't care if you're 5, 6, or 7 years old, if you're a first-time offender, you're gonna go to Purgatory and it's not gonna be fun! Votes: 3
Ken Patera was the strongest man in the world, but he was probably the most gentleman in the ring. Votes: 3
I'm making the comeback of the century. Votes: 0