You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do. Votes: 12
What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots. Votes: 3
I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard. Votes: 2
My favorite, and I repeat it often while swimming is from a well known coach around here Votes: 0