There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Votes: 21
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. Votes: 13
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering. Votes: 9
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Votes: 9
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz. Votes: 5
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it. Votes: 4
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman. Votes: 3
A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living. Votes: 3
NRTC is pleased with our preliminary agreement and we look forward to working with SES AMERICOM, as it develops the exciting, new IP-PRIME platform, .. NRTC is focused on finding telecommunications solutions that are ideal for rural communities and working with our membership to make those solutions a reality across the country. Votes: 2
The person who knows everything has the most to learn. Votes: 0
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. Votes: 0
It is always dullest before the yawn. Votes: 0