When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. Votes: 7
Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining. Votes: 3
The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it. Votes: 1
Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe. Votes: 1
Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex. Votes: 1
This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them. Votes: 1
Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten. Votes: 1