On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. Votes: 18
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements. Votes: 15
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. Votes: 11
I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to associate it with work. Votes: 4
They look right. And you move left. Votes: 3
Negative, I am a meat popsicle. Votes: 0
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. Votes: 0
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. Votes: 0
I could never write my memoirs, just because too many people are still alive and would be hurt. Votes: 0