I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim. Votes: 11
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba. Votes: 9
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people. Votes: 8
When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal! Votes: 3
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes. Votes: 0
Do not encourage my behaviour. Votes: 0