Steve Perry versus Arnel Pineda. At his confused expression, I explain, "The guy on YouTube who gained a following for covering Journey songs...then eventually became the new lead singer for the band? Votes: 7
Steve Perry versus Arnel Pineda. At his confused expression, I explain, "The guy on YouTube who gained a following for covering Journey songs...then eventually became the new lead singer for the band~? Votes: 7
I woke up when my pillow was yanked out from under my head and Chloe mumbled something incoherent about spinach and hot dogs. The woman was a sleep-talking, restless bed hog. Votes: 4
Pity.""You're serious? You just met me.""And already I have a strong urge to devour you. Votes: 3
The psychotic clown I sent for his birthday will feel like a feather falling on a pillow atop a cloud. The laxative in my lunch? Child's play. If you think it was bad when I sent that fake resume for his open assistant position and the stripper came for the interview? No. We're talking Defcon Five, Vietcong-level mind fucking, do you hear me, Chloe? Votes: 1
I mean, I wanted to shove a pocket knife into each of his tires within the first fifteen minutes of meeting him. Votes: 1
For tonight, until the sun came up and the suitcases were packed, he was mine. Votes: 1
Je ne regrette rein. Votes: 1
Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me in being sexy right now?Really? You're completely unimpressed?Zzzzzzzzzzz, I wrote back. Votes: 0