Children are perfectly happy to sit next to spiders; it is only grown-ups who are frightened away. Votes: 6
The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house. Votes: 3
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice. Votes: 0
Alan Whicker may be the last Briton to have worn a silver-buttoned blazer with complete confidence. Votes: 0
Cleanliness is the scourge of art. Votes: 0