I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson. Votes: 11
My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson Votes: 10
I had a soft spot for crazy people. Votes: 3
There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley Votes: 0
If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way. Votes: 0
It is sexy in here or is it just me? Votes: 0
Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said. Votes: 0
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt Votes: 0
God I loved Sammy. Iâd considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. Votes: 0
The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of âless is more. Votes: 0
I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasnât, it had a lot of explaining to do. Votes: 0
Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee? Votes: 0
An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Votes: 0
Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick... Votes: 0
He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds. Votes: 0
Do not disturb. Already there. Votes: 0
Youâre the reason I breathe Votes: 0