Being on the road is kind of lonely. Votes: 11
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Votes: 4
Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile. Votes: 0
Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us. Votes: 0
Jesse Joyce is a great writer. Votes: 0
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book. Votes: 0
Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight. Votes: 0
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. Votes: 0
I have no grand scheme. Votes: 0
I don't watch reality TV. Votes: 0
I'm not really a music guy. Votes: 0
I'm not like a performer type. Votes: 0
I never wanted to be famous. Votes: 0