Writing well is the best revenge. Votes: 15
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. Votes: 11
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. Votes: 10
Art is a form of catharsis. Votes: 6
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken. Votes: 3
The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be. Votes: 0
Scratch a lover, and find a foe. Votes: 0
All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted. Votes: 0
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Votes: 0
Guido Natso is natso guido. Votes: 0
[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B. Votes: 0
Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B. Votes: 0
[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn. Votes: 0
Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books. Votes: 0
Brevity is the soul of lingerie Votes: 0
Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night. Votes: 0
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker. Votes: 0
tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight! Votes: 0
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience. Votes: 0
A girl's best friend is her mutter. Votes: 0
Women and elephants never forget. Votes: 0
You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do. Votes: 0
I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for. Votes: 0
Hold your pen and spare your voice. Votes: 0
Everybody's got their troubles. Votes: 0
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink. Votes: 0
Flowers are heaven's masterpiece. Votes: 0
Work is the province of cattle. Votes: 0
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song Votes: 0
Hell's afloat in lover's tears. Votes: 0
Money is only congealed snow. Votes: 0
The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age. Votes: 0
Somebody was using the pencil. Votes: 0
This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms. Votes: 0
Trapped like a trap in a trap Votes: 0
And where does she find them? Votes: 0
[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot. Votes: 0
People are more fun than anyone. Votes: 0
Scratch a king and find a fool! Votes: 0
Eternity is a ham and two people. Votes: 0
Tonstant Weader fwowed up. Votes: 0
all men are the same age. Votes: 0