I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. Votes: 27
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. Votes: 13
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. Votes: 9
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. Votes: 6
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' Votes: 0
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. Votes: 0
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie? Votes: 0
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. Votes: 0
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. Votes: 0
The less government, the better Votes: 0
It sucks being fat, you know. Votes: 0
I'm competitive at everything. Votes: 0