Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things. Votes: 6
You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow. Votes: 6
You said love, I say chemical imbalance. Votes: 3
Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air. Votes: 3
My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon. Votes: 0
Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all. Votes: -1