Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Votes: 11
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray. Votes: 10
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian. Votes: 8
Modesty is my best quality. Votes: 7
Gags die, humor doesn't. Votes: 4