How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto. Votes: 21
There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.' Votes: 9
You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don't get well, you die. Votes: 8
I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar. Votes: 7
You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.' Votes: 6
Why is there no respect for Joaquin Andujar? Votes: 5
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. Votes: 3
That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much. Votes: 3
There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them. Votes: 3
I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard. Votes: 2
There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know. Votes: 0