Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. Votes: 8
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait. Votes: 3
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. Votes: 3
I apologize for the fact that the word âanti-Mexicanâ is being said to a black guy in America. Votes: 3
I think pimp, therefore i am. Votes: 2
All comedy comes from a dark place. Votes: 0