A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Votes: 33
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. Votes: 12
It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them. Votes: 11
I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible. Votes: 10
I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up. Votes: 8
The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet. Votes: 6
My life has been a series of emergencies. Votes: 4
Fame is one thing, notoriety is another. Votes: 3
If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish. Votes: 3
Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of. Votes: 3
Where wolves live, the forest is healthy Votes: 3
I've always loved a challenge. Votes: 2
I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint. Votes: 2
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. Votes: 2
All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same. Votes: 0
How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight? Votes: 0
I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby. Votes: 0
I planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around. Votes: 0
The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me. Votes: 0
The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now. Votes: 0
Well, I'm going up and up and up--and nobody's going to pull me down! Votes: 0