Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world. Votes: 15
Careful, there's man love and there's business love, and never the twain shall meet. Votes: 6
Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you've killed is not one of them. Votes: 6
So what if I don't really love her. Charles didn't really love Diana and they were alright. Sort of. Votes: 6
I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs! Votes: 5
Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast. Votes: 3
i suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness. Votes: 3
Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality. Votes: 0
I'm just another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool to get hoovered up by the sex industry. Votes: 0