I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' Votes: 15
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field. Votes: 9
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army. Votes: 9
Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand? Votes: 8
Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing. Votes: 8
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. Votes: 7
I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which staggers me when I think about it. Votes: 7
I can't abide small talk. Votes: 6
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything. Votes: 3
I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen. Votes: 3
We must remember to enjoy ourselves. Votes: 2
I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head. Votes: 0
I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?' Votes: 0