I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy! Votes: 5
Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one. Votes: 4
I've been embarrassing myself since about birth. Votes: 4
You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves. Votes: 4
Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does. Votes: 4
Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death. Votes: 4
Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses. That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight. Votes: 1