Congress: Bingo with billions. Votes: 14
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Votes: 12
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. Votes: 0
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity. Votes: 0
I have a sixth sense, but not the other five. If I wasn't making money, they'd put me away. Votes: 0
I left home because I was hungry. Votes: 0
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it. Votes: 0