I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip. Votes: 18
Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. Votes: 14
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. Votes: 12
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. Votes: 12
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. Votes: 10
I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. Votes: 7
Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! Votes: 6
Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him. Votes: 3