How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled. Votes: 7
I pictured her tragically; it never once ocurred to me to picture her as the tragedy. Votes: 5
If everything really does get better, the way everyone claims, then happiness should be graphable. But that's crap, because better isn't quantifiable. Votes: 4
We mourn the future because it's easier than admitting that we're miserable in the present. Votes: 3
And I realized that there's a big difference between deciding to leave and knowing where to go. Votes: 2
Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake! Votes: 2
Life is the tragedy,' she said bitterly. 'You know how they categorize Shakespeare's plays, right? If it ends with a wedding, it's a comedy. And if it ends with a funeral, it's a tragedy. So we're all living tragedies, because we all end the same way, and it isn't with a goddamn wedding. Votes: 1
But second chances aren't forever Even miracles have an expiration date. Votes: 1