I was not supposed to end up freezing my ass off in a remake of Harry Potter meets The Italian Job by way of Fargo. Votes: 15
I glanced at Carson, who had promised things would be alright. His gaze was on the floor, and a muscle in his jaw flexed rhythmically but unhelpfully. If he was trying to send me a message, I was out of luck, because I'd never learned Morse Code for Assholes. Votes: 10