Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. Votes: 17
I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. Votes: 12
"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen." Votes: 9
To err is human, to forgive supine. Votes: 0