A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant. Votes: 5
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing. Votes: 3
I always travel first class on a train. It's the only way to avoid one's creditors. Votes: 0
You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look. Votes: 0