Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. Votes: 15
Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League. Votes: 10
I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent. Votes: 6
Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed. Votes: 6
We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed. Votes: 6
I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf. Votes: 4
I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf. Votes: 3
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf Votes: 0
Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch. Votes: 0
Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out. Votes: 0
What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf. Votes: 0
When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind. Votes: 0