For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. Votes: 4
HesiodI guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. Votes: 2
Halle BerryNever tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. Votes: 0
Woody AllenMy wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. Votes: 0
Rodney Dangerfield