I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. Votes: 5
Ozzy OsbourneBeing with a small publisher has been huge. They bat for me for everything. Votes: 4
Steven AmsterdamI'm a bat. All my greatest, creative ideas come at night. So I hardly ever sleep. Votes: 4
Jessica WhiteWhen you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. Votes: 4
Evel KnievelYou know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. Votes: 4
Eli RothI was much entertained last summer with a tame bat, which would take flies out of a person's hand. Votes: 4
Gilbert WhiteTo cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better. Votes: 4
Richie AshburnOther crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. Votes: 3
Cassandra ClareA brilliant idea without action is like Mark McGwire playing baseball without a bat. Votes: 3
Jack CanfieldYou just listen to the ball and bat come together. They make an awful noise. Votes: 3
Darrell JohnsonI'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag Votes: 3
Piers MorganThe baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light. Votes: 3
Shel SilversteinYou will never score a home run until you swing the bat"Zach JensenChild of Aquarius Votes: 3
Joseph Henry GainesHe (Eric Davis) gets power from his bat speed.....it's like he has cork in his arms. Votes: 3
Pete RosePerhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride. Votes: 3
Cassandra ClareThrow in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men. Votes: 3
Nick LacheyI need at least two months to try and figure out where the centre of the bat is. Votes: 3
Sachin TendulkarWell, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. Votes: 3
Joe SchultzI never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. Votes: 3
Hank AaronIf I see MS Dhoni coming to bat at number 4, I will be the happiest person on earth Votes: 3
Virender SehwagThe gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !! Votes: 3
Navjot Singh SidhuJacques Rudolph at the moment is using the inside edge as much as the middle of the bat. Votes: 3
Ian BothamIf a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. Votes: 3
Louis TomlinsonThe fans have been great with me. I think they appreciate that I don't take an at-bat off. Votes: 3
Mike LowellThe hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. Votes: 3
Ted WilliamsA man with a club [bat] is a law-maker, a man to be obeyed, but not necessarily conciliated. Votes: 3
Jack LondonI think of myself as 'catching' the ball with my bat and letting the pitcher supply the power. Votes: 3
Barry BondsMy daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father. Votes: 3
Greg BehrendtI grew up on the softball field. Every day I would take my glove and my bat with me Votes: 3
Yoenis CespedesI grew up on the softball field. Every day I would take my glove and my bat with me. Votes: 3
Yoenis CespedesThere are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat. Votes: 3
Jared LetoYou can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys. Votes: 3
Dale LongThere is no one correct way to bat, and so of course there is no one correct stance for it. Votes: 3
Stan MusialMy father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldIf I have a son and he decides to play cricket, I will want him to bat like Sachin Tendulkar. Votes: 3
Brian LaraIf Trescothick had tried to get me off the field when batting well, I'd have hit him with my bat. Votes: 3
Geoffrey BoycottThey give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square. Votes: 3
Willie StargellIf you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light. Votes: 3
Marianne WilliamsonIn this lineup, anywhere I hit, I don't care. I always go out there and swing the bat the same way. Votes: 3
Robinson CanoLet the pitcher move first, then, as he draws his arm back, you draw the bat back and you are ready. Votes: 3
Paul WanerBabe Ruth made a baseball fan of me. I used to go to Yankee Stadium just to see him come to bat. Votes: 3
Effa ManleyI learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball. Votes: 3
Stan MusialI touched Roger's bat and held it to my heart. My bat will lie next to his. I'm damn proud of that. Votes: 3
Mark McGwireI keep a lucky red rag in my pocket when I bat, which has been a good luck charm for a few years. Votes: 3
Steve WaughI was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. Votes: 2
Casey StengelYou can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen. Votes: 2
Paul FeigI dont know about happily ever after⦠but I know about happily, Weetzie Bat thought.. Votes: 0
Francesca Lia BlockI'll pay to watch MS Dhoni Bat. Dhoni is not the next Gilchrist. He's the first MS Dhoni. Votes: 0
Adam GilchristWhen you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. Votes: 4 Evel Knievel