Ignorance is a poor tool in a battle of wits. Votes: 3
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Votes: 3
Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Votes: 3
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Votes: 3
Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed. Votes: 3
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! Votes: 3
I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point. Votes: 3
My dad is just like everybody else's dad. I see him as kind of a goofy guy with a great sense of humor. I try to get in a battle of wits with him, but he always gets me. I emulate him because I've never seen anyone work as hard as he does. Votes: 3
I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean. Votes: 1
A lot of my comic influences are distinctly American: Woody Allen and Bob Hope, for example. They were always the underdogs who were using wit to sort of battle their way through. And it seems to me that a lot of contemporary U.S. comedies are shot through with losers. None of the characters in 'The Big Bang Theory,' for instance, are studs. Votes: 1
When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. Votes: 0
Battle... brings out all that is best. Votes: 5 George S. Patton
Many would live by their Wits, but break for want of Stock. Votes: 4 Benjamin Franklin