"But I think the first real change in women's body image
came when JLO turned it butt-style. That was the first time that
having a large-scale situation in the back was part Of
mainstream American beau . Girls wanted butts now. Men
were free to admit that they%ad always enioyed them. And
then, what felt like moments later, boom — Beyoncé brought
the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular
thi hs were now widely admired. And from
Rat day forward, women embraced their
diversity and realized that all shapes and
sizes are beautiful.
Ah ha NO. I'm totally messing with you.
All Beyoncé and JLO have done is add fo the
laundry list of attributes women must have to
qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected
to have:
Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a
classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a
California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass /
Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the agso;ga
lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old
boy,
the arms Of Michelle Obama, and doll tifs.
The person closest to actually achieving this 100k is
Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by
Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Everyone else is struggling. "
-Tina Fey
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